Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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