They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
