Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you win again, gameday.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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