Walk of Shame. In a state park.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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