Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He shit in the fireplace
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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