And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
please don't ironically join a cult
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