Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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