..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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