Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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