did you get engaged???
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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