you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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