it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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