As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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