i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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