I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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