you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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