Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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