normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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