he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
