...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
NoShamevember. You game?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
