I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the day after is always just damage control
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
