Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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