physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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