She went from zero to smokin in five shots
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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