Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
