I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Randomize
