hotel room ftw
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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