well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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