I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Randomize
