Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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