the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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