Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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