dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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