Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Randomize
