love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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