her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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