I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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