and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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