what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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