Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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