Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
