New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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