Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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