Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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