At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
