I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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