hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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