wake up i wanna do it froggy style
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize