i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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