What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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