The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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