No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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