Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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