I just pynch a tree in the face
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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