forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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